I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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