you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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