i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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