There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
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You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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