i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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