How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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He just brought a live lobster to the party.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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