READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I haven't been this sober since birth.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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