this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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