She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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