he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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