I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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