got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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