I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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