I feel like I'm in dance class right now
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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