i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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