i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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