and next time when you feel me up, do it right
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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