i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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