my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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