omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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