plz talk dirty to me
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
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HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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