Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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