i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
