break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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