I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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