WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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