why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Randomize
