Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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