so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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