At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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