I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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