Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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