ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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