Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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