Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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