I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
What a dumb baby whore.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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