hotel room ftw
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
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Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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