Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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