So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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