Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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