We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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