Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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