Me too!
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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