What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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