did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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