I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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