FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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