we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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