I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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