I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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