Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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