Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I look better un-naked...
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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