Jerry, you need to find god
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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