It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
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I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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