On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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