Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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