When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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